by Chris DeMuro Well Republican Party Animals, it’s been too long. I’ve spent the last couple of months on prescription narcotics (no, I don’t have any!), and healing. With limited use of my right arm, it gave me a lot of time to think. A LOT of time, considering the things I was unable to  [ Read More ]

  By Spencer DeWitt I would like to propose a thought experiment to all my fellow Republicans reading this blog which may illustrate a singular problem with the way conservatives are approaching an unavoidable issue. With any luck, it will at least begin to get a rather important point across. Suppose there was a particular  [ Read More ]

By Spencer DeWitt Daniel Tosh is a hero. No, quite seriously, I mean that. Thank God for Tosh, and assuming they don’t fire him, thank God for Comedy Central. If they don’t fire him, it may even make me inclined to forgive them for years and years of the Daily Show and the Colbert Report.  For  [ Read More ]

Author’s note: In light of recent, and totally negligible, events [Obama doesn't really want gay marriage, he just freaked out and said he did. Who's going to stay awake tonight worrying about his blue dog Democrat voters? Not this girl.],  here’s a long-winded retrospective. If you dug anything about my last post, you’ll start to notice a theme. I remember  [ Read More ]

Party on the Right: The Home of the Republican Party Animals is pleased to announce the launch of Big Daddy Airlines. What makes Big Daddy Airlines different from other carriers?  Let’s start with our commitment to bringing back hot stewardesses.  Yes, we call them stewardesses.  And did we mention they are hot?  All our stewardesses  [ Read More ]

Meghan McCain, you are not a Republican. If you walk like a duck and quack like a duck – you are probably a duck – with admittedly good taste in shoes. 

You’ve heard it or read it a million times if you listen to talk radio or surf conservative websites and blogs, “This is the most important election of our lifetime.” I’ve been guilty of thinking it and saying it myself. However, recent events have me thinking this might not be the case. More and more,  [ Read More ]

Stretching a dollar has become harder and harder these days. The President says he sometimes forgets we’re in a recession, but for those of us regular folk who are raising families and looking for work it’s hard to forget. Everyone’s looking to save a buck. Here are a few of my Martha Stewart-style tips to  [ Read More ]

To some of my critics on the right I am not only a diabolist, but a libertine too.  Maybe some members of “Party on the Right” like the libertine tag and there is nothing wrong with that. I was first labelled like this when I was Maine state coordinator for Tea Party Patriots.  It accelerated  [ Read More ]

“You have enemies? Good. That means you stood for something.” said Winston Churchill. Churchill and I are alike in many ways (keep the yes-you-are-both-overweight-alcoholic jokes to yourself) and I think this is one of them. We have people pissed off at us. Granted, his enemies were appeasers and genocidal dictators, while mine are people I  [ Read More ]